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:: Photo Album ::
:: Pictures that aren't mug shots! ::
"Please, Mr. Hemingway, tell me the
secret to getting published. I don't fight
bulls!"
"Come on, Oprah.  Just mention my name on your
show!  That's all I'm asking!"
Me holding a copy of my thesis for Seton Hill
University, Kissing Casanova.  A very proud
moment in my life. Can you tell by the cheesy grin?
Can you tell I'm a tad bit obsessed with the
man known as The Rock?  "I know, Mr.
Johnson.  500 feet. I have the restraining
order. Don't call the cops!"